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I got to see a lot of the countryside.
Sorry to ruin your Florida Panther Party
Is he fast? Or is he…
It's Just The Rain And Those Lying Son Of A Bitch, Windmills!
That motherfucker is fast Yeah he's a fucking meth head
and a national celebrity, and a shrimping boat captain,
He'd be the captain of the shrimping boat and I'd be his first mate.
and always answer every question with, "Yes, Drill Sergeant!"
Now, I'm gonna bring up some soldiers...
...coach
Like peas and carrots
That I’d the most outstanding answer I have ever heard!!!
"Have You Found Jesus Yet, Gump?" "I Didn't Know I Was Supposed To Be Looking For Him, Sir."
Goalies are... different
and his mama cooked shrimp,
Okay.
but I think some of America's best young men served in this war.
I will miss you, Forrest.
Nap upstairs, nap downstairs, nap on the couch, nap in bed...
Yes, we are against any war where black soldiers are sent to the frontline
Sucking it dry!
And the president of the United States was impeached... ...Again
I’m not a smart man But I know who Gen A is
Larry on his way to Seattle
This is How We Succeed This is How "I'm Gonna Lean Up Against You. You Just Lean Right Back Against Me."
Mama always had a way of explaining things
GOD DAMN IT, CHRIS! YOUR'RE A GODDAMN GENIUS! CHOCOLATE DICKS, OUTSTANDING!
That's my country!
MAGIC SMOKE
Aren't I going to be me?
she said you are so silly
And just like that, nobody believed anymore…
which must be out west somewhere,
Shrimping is tough.
swinging my hips.
My bus is here.
DT coming to the gym is like a box of chocolates… …you never know what you’re gonna get.
Hey, Forrest.
'cause I still ain't seen a nickel of that million dollars.
Dear God, Make Me A Lizard So I Can Crawl Far, far away
Gump Mower
No but I read about it on THE INT-ER-NET!
Libby, Ahead to Randy's house, huh?
Again
And so, you just ran.
And get your white ass away from that window.
Your tie.
- In the buttocks, sir. - That must be a sight.
You come back safe to me, do you hear?
Meirch 31, 2001
Magic Screens
Forrest, I do love you.
And I had you placed here under our tree.
My mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. My mama always said life was like a box of chocolates.
Closed Captioning For Home Improvements Is Sponsored By
It was co-ed.
... with every single obscene word...
And then Honda came out with the 450 Is that when got shot in the buttocks?
Those must be comfortable shoes
So, i won again
YOU’ll NEVER SINK THIS BOAT! AHAHA!
He doesn't know any better!
mama said they was my magic shoes
When you hear that topgolf dubai will have a Service industry party
That boy is sure runnin fool
And because I was like a gazillionare
And just like that, my service in the United States Army was over.
Marty Robbins - Tell me why I had you do pushups.
Mais qui c'est celui-la? C'est darkshadows L'idiot du village
Did you hear what I said, Forrest?
- It happens. - What, shit?
Jenny most of the time was real quiet.
That mother fucker is fast Yeah he's a fucking crack head
I want to be able to say things, just one-to-one.
Bubba was gonna be a shrimping boat captain,
50/50
Quiet. Quiet. He's going to say something.
Nope... I just cut grass
I'm not a smart man But I do know what prod support is
No taste, no smell…. No Religion - TOO?
- I'm Dorothy Harris. - Well, now we ain't strangers anymore.
all the way up through high school.
Would you marry me, Forrest?
President Kennedy ordered the Secretary of Defense
I'm glad we here together in our Nation's Capitol
WHEN YOU GO TO A BAR AND THEY GIVE YOU FREE DRINKS
Gump
He was a mean dog.
I'm glad we were here together in our nation's capital.
.
It’s just this coup And that liar Liz Cheney
Me talking to the tractor
Come on, Lenore. We don't need this shit!
How we all feel after rope dropping 7 straight days at Disney
She said my meat was magical.
My feet hurt.
like brothers and stuff.
You and me Are like peas and carrots
Hey Alberts! Go back to admin!
- Run! Run! Run! - Run! Run! Run!
Hey, Gump, get a load of the tits on her!
Would you like to see what Lieutenant Dan looks like?
But you aint got no legs....
This is Cunning Carla and Long-Limbs Lenore.
I made me a promise to Bubba in Vietnam
Are you crazy, or just plain stupid?
I can't help it. I love you.
- From the DMZ to the Delta... - Turn it off!
Now, since it was all free… I must’ve drank me about 1500 Rip-Its.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, well, you call those sons of bitches again...
...so we did.
Draft week........ Lieutenant Dan ........Draft week!
Lt. Mano ice creammmmmmm
In the buttocks.
You told me to, Drill Sergeant.
pepperoni toppings, bacon toppings, sausage toppings, pineapple toppings..........
Me playing like this Beware....
Essential employees are getting bonuses across the USA. Meanwhile at CCPD.
Magic Email
Sleep Sleep
Oh, God!
Yeah you are!
Mup da doo didda po mo gub bidda be dat tum bix nood
After more than 5 fake Elon Musk followers
It's funny Heather said that... Cause right then, Jesus showed up.
That smells wonderful.
Okay.
I’m Dorthy Harris Well I guess we ain’t strangers anymore.
Get your hands down! Do not salute me.
make me a bird so I can fly far far away from here
VIET-FUCKING-NAM!!
Forrest! I told you not to bother this nice young man.
hey moshe i'm getting sued...again
Turkey soup turkey stew turkey and potatoes Turkey burger turkey potpies
Love you daddy
They’re sending me to Bahrain.
I love you Jessica
Yes, we are against any war where black soldiers go to fight
I'd kinda like to see that
You don't say much, do you?
and he had him a guitar case.
There’s umm Kent Jackson… Bellhorn…Jsuave333…
Have I found Jesus?
Go! Go! Go!
when someone asks if ur working but u already left
I'm pretty tired.
Sean Cooper was my best good source. I had to make sure that he was okay.
I'm a gotdam CPA
Mama Says
It Happens. What, Shit?
That's where we're going to find those shrimp, my boy!
My weekend plans
I'd think a lot about Mama and Bubba and Lieutenant Dan.
Crystal sure cares about your education Boy
It's this whole other country.
JENNY, YOU NEED STAY AWAY FROM ME AND LITTLE CHRISTIAN, THAT SHIT IS SERIOUS.
but my boy Forrest is gonna get
Hey, don't you push her! You shut up!
But you ain't got no legs, Lieutenant Dan.
I had never seen anything so beautiful in my life.
When I wanna go fishing I gotta find Bubba!
Have you ever been with a girl, Forrest?
and just like that, she was gone.
Bankruptcy
And every night, we read a book. He's so smart
Hold it up! Hold up, boys!
I took the bus up to Memphis to see her perform in that show.
Run! Run! Run!
Sea World 2K19
Forrest, why'd this happen?
I’m sorry I ruined your New Years Eve Party Madam Sarah
Hey! Hey!
The day before my fishing trip Every damn time...
Now, remember how I told you that
Meirch 9, 2001
We Were Just Sooting Ducks When All Of The Sudden... SOMETHING BIT ME!
It's just this war... And that lying son of a bitch Johnson !
I got a very important question to ask you.
I picked up the mail.
- Get on the wheel and take a left! - Okay.
And I'm on my way to CDC... again
Well, your mama sure does care about your schooling, son.
My sister sending me memes I never respond to
You are goddamn gifted, Private Gump!
where is that sling rope I told you to order?
WHEN SHE DIDN'T EVEN WANNA TELL ME HER NAME!
I'm Sick Do you have cough due to cold?
It was wonderful having her home.
You are a fucking asshole!
Happy New Year!
Peirce was gonna be a shrimp boat captain But instead he died right there by that river in Vietnam
.
Run, Villa, Run!
Would you like to see what this single mom looks like?
- New shoes. - They make them just for running.
You chink son of a bitch!
When Dirty Don Chumpf calls himself The Chose One
That's my country!
but instead, they decided the best way for me to fight the Communists
IF YOU LIVE IN OHIO!!
"I'm singin' a song, here!!"
You must be my FNGs.
I Wanted To Be Your Boyfriend
Hey, man, hey, listen, I was wondering if you might help me, huh?
I make sure he combs his hair and brushes his teeth every day.
and I hoped that whatever she was doing made her happy.
Meats Taken
I'd kinda to see that
Brandon
I only did 5
You told me to drill sergeant
Something bit me!!!
God damn it, Dan. You are a god damn genius!
My thoughts!!
At first, it seemed like I made a mistake,
HEY, HEY, HEY! ARE YOU BLIND? I'M WALKING HERE!
whatever that means.
Oh, no, that's all right, ma'am.
He's on vacation
You cheated me.
but some of those people asked me if I could help them out.
Those Obrien boys sure are some readin fools
I must have drank me about 15 Mich Ultras.
Go to bed lumpy u can play with it tomorrow U driving it to work?
Yes, drill sergeant!
and he made a lot of money off of it.
sd
.
So, I gave a whole bunch of it to the Foursquare gospel church,
There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp,
You never know what you're gonna get.
In Virginia....
My Mama always said, Bob Baffert is like a box of chocolates You never know what you’re going to get
If there's anything you need, I won't be far away.
That boy sure is runnin full
but I thought about her a lot,
Yeah, that sounds good. Thank you, ma'am.
But you ain’t got no freelance, cam Op Arod
Come back here, you!
Midstream Dispatch
I’m not a smart Kabam But I know what cosmic is.
Coons?!
Do you know what it's like not to be able to use your legs?