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And Tex was... Well, I don't remember where Tex come from.
You call this a crisis?? We’re Trimark - we’ll still bring it, damnit
About to start school again soon,
Be sure and tell em LARGE MARGE SENT YA!
VIET-FUCKING-NAM
Titanium alloy. Its what they used on the space shuttle.
Or, that's left after a new hair cut and a new suit,
I guess you could say he had a lot to live up to.
Are you coming along?
Now, this is normal.
You call this a storm? Come on, you son of a bitch! Ah-hahaha!
Gawt damnit, Wils… You’re a gawt damn genius!
who's filling in for scott donovan? bart corchran.
Come on in, sit down over here.
Sorry I ruined your tee ball party
Come on, man, come up here, man.
This one day, we was out walking, like always,
Gump Mower
Mama was a real smart lady.
It was nice talking to you.
That Lying Son Of A..... Johnson
Eight, seven, six, five,
Louie and Glen
YES, DRILL SERGEANT! WE WANT MORE SRs!
I bet there’s shrimp all on theses waters.
God damn it, Gump! You're a God damn genius!
Vacation’s where you go somewhere... ...and you don’t ever come back.
Kevin getting after it
And the schools were closed… Again.
Run Greg Run
Magic legs.
RUN INJURY FREE, OR NOT AT ALL!
All-American Football Team at the Oval Office today.
Run, man! Run!
Shoot, it even rained at night.
That boy sure is a dipping (running) fool
Madre getting bit like....
Sorry I caused a fight in the middle of your Trans Am party.
Joe, Trump could not have put them there.
Happy birthday Lt Ron
There you are.
Kim and Emmitt this week
This is How We Succeed! "I'm Gonna Lean Up Against You. You Just Lean Right Back Against Me."
Mmhmm This Seat's Taken.
MAGIC SMOKE.
Why did you ask that stupid question on the CH call?
I'm not a smart man But i know what a meth head is
Redneck Boys
I may have no legs
What do you have the cough due to covid?
I told you that if you were ever a captain, I'd be your first mate. Well here I am.
Now, maybe it's just me, but college was very confusing times.
Man, what the hell's going on?
So you need to update Chrome. Again.
And he says I can't read it.
That's all I have to say about that.
What's your name, man?
But I'll wait ..
He's not going to some special school to learn how to re-tread tires.
Kelly and Me was like Peas and carrots
Haha utot ko
Well, maybe you should just pray for shrimp.
Meirch 8, 2001
Mama
and I've been trying to think up a good slogan.
And when I got there, I figured since I'd gone this far,
You can sit with us
Only good thing about being shot in the shoulder Is the ice cream
I love you Jessica
I have your discharge papers. Your service is up, son.
...shrimp gumbo, pan fried, deep fried, stir fried.
We was sitting next to a millionaire.
Dear God, make me a bird So I can shit in his open mouth in public
Your mom sure does care about your education
and her mama before her mama cooked shrimp, too.
I wanna go to lunch Forrest
Your mom sure does worry about your schooling
bonus pool is funded one less thing
Stupid is As Stupid Does
I sent her letters, not every day, but almost.
- Hey. - Hi.
What you do is, you just drag your nets along the bottom.
Your Momma sure does care about your education
Say, wasn't that Gump?
"GOD DAMN IT, MAGNUS! YOU'RE A GODDAMN GENIUS!"
I'm not a smart man
The lights are off, and they must be looking for a fuse box or something,
They sendin me , to Vietnam
No, no.
Cassie is riiiight here.
I'm okay, Forrest.
You never know what you're going to get. You never know what you're going to get.
Scott's home
I must have drank me about 15 Yuengling Lights.
Thought?
Are you stupid or something?
- Oh, you look good, Forrest. - That Mama, she sure was right.
You can smack it, flip it, rub it down. ...
Are you retarded, or just plain stupid?
Joe Biden being declared president for the 50th time
it’s that lying son of a bitch Johnson
and we walked right by Benson's furniture and appliance store,
And i went home with the champ belt as the only toc contender, again
Sorry I ruined your black panther party
Checks phone and sees new group me message
And just like that, the entire Bunker was on the FBI Watch List
It’s just this administration and that lying sonofabitch Trump!
No! Turn! Go!
God Damn It, You Are a Godamn Genius!
Notre-FUCKING-DAME!
"You got to put the past behind you before you can move on. "
SEAT'S TAKEN
I'm right here! Come and get me!
Is he smart or Is he like me
What does "normal" mean, anyway?
life was like a box of chocolates
somebody who had lost all his money in the T-shirt business,
Gump, check out that hole.
Misfire! Misfire!
Meirch 18, 2001
She said they was my magic shoes
They said it was a $1200 check but the Government must keep that money 'cause I still haven't seen a nickel of that $1200
It’s all THEIR fault!
COONS?
Shawn cuts that grass for free Shawn cuts that grass for free
You'd better get back here, girl!
Just hang on a minute.
and had a conversation all the way to school.
You know, it's funny what a young man recollects,
to block the doorway,
When I see white guys not understanding white prevelege
Whenever I was going somewhere I was running!
Hey, Lenore... - Everybody gets a second chance.
I should have died out there with my men,
and was signing some autographs,
A few years later, that angry little man
And then, in the desert, when the sun comes up,
Cream cheese, specialty cheese, shredded cheese…
Forrest! Forrest! Run!
He got a daddy named Aaron, too?
And every time he said the "F" word,
So, I won, Again
Does this mean I can't play with spike strips no more
test this is a test
I just felt like running a dd
But you ain't got no friends, Crumb Bum
Congratulations. How does it feel to be an All-American?
You got no legs. No legs.
Christmas 2021!
Me, too, Forrest.
He said we don’t have to worry about money anymore And I said, “Good! One less thing!”
Who in the hell is that? That there is Bob levy, coach. He’s just the local idiot.
Well now we ain’t strangers anymore
I’m pretty tired.
Big tits. Little tits. Medium tits
"Some people don't think so, but they do."
Coons! When raccoons try to get in our McDonald's Mama just chase 'em off wit a broom.
Butt fucker is as butt fucker does, sir
And I had that house of your father's bulldozed to the ground.
She was a folk singer
Vacation's when you go somewhere, and you don't ever come back.
four, three, two, one!
Those must be comfortable shoes.
Meirch 30, 2001
and a college graduate, the city fathers of Greenbow, Alabama
Still got 10 klicks to go to that river. Move out.
Got my shot in the buttocks.
David is
Farewell, my own Libby.
was to remind me that sometimes we all do things that,
Gary,
The Mekong will eat a grunt's feet right off his legs.
你要把上帝给你的能力做到最好 You have to do the best with what God gave you.
Alllllllllllll Abbbbbbbbbama
And 'cause I was a gazillionaire and I liked doing it so much,
I love you Jessica
- Base to Jenny 1. - Jenny 1. Go, Margo.
God damn it, Chris l! Your're a GodDamn Genius!
That’s where we’ll find those fish, my boy!
You mean you just ran it straight to Mount Doom? You must have a god damn IQ of 160!
Alabama, sir!
when I was about maybe nine.
Billy was my best good friend My only friend
Okay, so I was wrong
Sorry I Ruined Your Black Parade
When we're out humping, I want you boys to remember
I hear little rock is a fine town
And I won AFC offensive player of the week… …again.
He is indisposed
sam long dan plews
Heading to SuperBowl LII
Hello, Forrest.
I wanted to be bafran
Me when I go somewhere and I don’t know anyone
PREV CLIP My mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. PREV CLIP My mama always said life was like a box of chocolates.
Your momma sure does care about your education
Hey, dummy!
TOM BRADY HEADING TO SUPER BOWL LII
. .
Don’t you ever call him stupid!!
YOU DO UNDERSTAND THIS IS A 1911 FORUM, NOW, DON'T YA?
Mom: dammit, junior!!
I’m Pretty Tired I think I’ll go home now
És új menetrenden dolgonak... megint.
met with President Nixon today at an Oval Office ceremony...
Yeah, well, you'll have to tell them to call him back.
And the Phils win… Again
who they called "The King,"
and how I was looking forward to getting a letter from her
Hang onto the Bucket for Chrissake !!! We just sucked this year, Bubba.
I'm supposed to go on the number nine bus just like the spurs draft pick
and there isn't anything they can do about it.
Take cover!
I love you JOSHUA
Okay, Jenny, I'll stay.
A couple more, you could have yourself a cocktail.
I've worn lots of shoes.
Zachary every day
Gump, how can you watch that stupid shit? What is it anyway? Bert and Ernie
No customers? Where the hell's this God of yours?