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John, you can do this. Just act like they act.
But I-- I am worried that you're gonna die.
So, now, you want me to risk my life
(GROANS)
(EAGLY SCREECHES)
♪ The mirror lies The whole world's wrong ♪
Yep.
-Goff? -Yeah.
Because I knew they'd hurt you and the others if I did.
-(MACHINES WHIRRING) -Easy. Easy.
♪ To you, to you To you, to you, yeah ♪
so he thought dying his beard might help.
-Adebayo, no! -♪ (MUSIC INTENSIFIES) ♪
VIGILANTE: (CHUCKLES) Not in one place
Well, that's fucking stupid!
No. I'm gonna put a walkie in it and activate it from here.
(SCREAMS)
(COUGHS, GROANS)
(GROANS) Fucking disgusting!
-♪ But you ♪ -♪ Dancing with blinkers on ♪
-Oh, my God! Oh, shit! -♪ (MUSIC DARKENS) ♪
-What the fuck? (GROANS) -♪ (MUSIC BECOMES ENERGETIC) ♪
He didn't think we had the right to impose our will.
Humans can be really pathetic.
-♪ Throw your dog The invisible bone ♪ -(GROANS, GRUNTS)
(SCREECHES)
-♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ -(GROWLS)
He has an insane story for every single superhero.
Thanks for coming back, ghost,
-And I ain't going nowhere! -Shit.
-♪ But you ♪ -♪ Dancing with blinkers on ♪
♪ Do ya really wanna Do ya really wanna taste it? ♪
(COW GROWLING)
-(SIGHS) -EMILIA: Please. What's there?
(GROANS, PANTS)
Please, fulfill your calling.
Well, why don't you just go for your piece, cumstain?
♪ Every time I kiss your lips It drives me crazy ♪
and I'm not worried that you're gonna die.
Yeah.
-(MAKES FART NOISE) -(LAUGHS)
I'm sorry I betrayed you.
JOHN: Jesus fuckin' Christ. What the fuck is that?
I can't apologize enough for--
LEOTA ADEBAYO: Hey, Peacemaker...
Then we're back to square one.
Yeah, of course.
If you're gonna be sarcastic, you should really warn people
Head towards the barn like you know what you're doing.
Then we're back to square one.
(PANTS)
They're gonna notice Adebayo and me with these injuries.
(SIGHS)
♪ For all those times ♪
♪ And you're an angel You're perfection in every way ♪
No way can an eagle understand what you're saying.
I know, bro! I was being sarcastic.
No. Maybe. I don't know.
-♪ Do ya really wanna Do ya really wanna taste it? ♪ -(COUGHS)
VIGILANTE: Well, then you should be more specific.
You can't fucking say that shit!
♪ Do ya really wanna Do ya really wanna taste it? ♪
♪ Are you listening? Tell me, are you listening? ♪
Be with me, baby Jesus.
-♪ Set, go ♪ -♪ Pick a tune, chick harpoon ♪
♪ Every time I come home late ♪