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User Profile: launchpadmcquak
🌟launchpadmcquak🌟
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Sir, your seat belt seems to be broken.
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launchpadmcquak
(11 days ago)
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Sir, your seat belt seems to be broken.
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launchpadmcquak
(11 days ago)
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Sir, your seat belt seems to be broken.
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launchpadmcquak
(11 days ago)
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But you guys need to be careful what you use it for.
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launchpadmcquak
(15 days ago)
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Sorry, Teddy. We shouldn't have come in.
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launchpadmcquak
(25 days ago)
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Poking around, huh? Trying the hall on for size?
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launchpadmcquak
(25 days ago)
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Yes, I'm getting it now.
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launchpadmcquak
(a month ago)
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(Teddy scatting)
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launchpadmcquak
(a month ago)
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Reminds me of the head mechanic at my dealership in Yonkers.
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launchpadmcquak
(a month ago)
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...but until then, you need to shut the fuck up...
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launchpadmcquak
(2 months ago)
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Shut up, Classi!
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launchpadmcquak
(2 months ago)
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My dad was a petty thief.
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launchpadmcquak
(2 months ago)
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I think they got a rootkit sitting inside the servers.
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launchpadmcquak
(2 months ago)
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I think you secretly hate it here.
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launchpadmcquak
(2 months ago)
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torturing a woman? Hang on, ma'am!
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launchpadmcquak
(3 months ago)
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Our accidental drilling spill AGAIN in the gulf is a tragedy that
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launchpadmcquak
(4 months ago)
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Your buddy, Chip Duncan?
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launchpadmcquak
(4 months ago)
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All right, sir, I just need to check inside your asshole.
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launchpadmcquak
(4 months ago)
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It is really good to see you, too.
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launchpadmcquak
(4 months ago)
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"My job consists of basically masking...
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launchpadmcquak
(5 months ago)
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